Words and phrases I say too often

Douche
Douchebag
Douchetard
(Fill in the blank)tard
awesome
actually
anyway
There you are
There you go
There it is
Yeah, that'll happen.
That's no way to behave.
spectacular
excellent
awesome
dude
palpable
ostensibly
F*ck me! (as an exclamation not an invitation.....mostly)
Madre Dios!
Damn you Sharktopus!
God F*cking Dammit!
C*cksucking F*cking Whore!
C*cksucking Motherf*cking Whore!
I hate Edmonton.
I know, right?