Saturday, January 28, 2012

When someone says this....

....what I hear is this:

"I speak my mind." = "I am rude."

"I'm a spiritual person." = "I am pathologically self-absorbed."

"Everything happens for a reason." = "I've never had an original thought in my life."

"I am such a bitch!" = "No, really, I am a bitch."

"I don't watch television." = "I think I'm better than you."

"I'm not much of a reader." = "I am boring."

"You think you're better than me?" = "Clearly, you are better than me."

"I couldn't identify with it." = "It's not about me, so I'm not interested."

"It was pretentious." = "I didn't get it."

"You think too much." = "I don't think nearly enough."

"I don't want to think." = "I'm everything that's wrong with the world."

"I have a blog" = "I am a narcissist."

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